Archive for the ‘Whiteboard Wanderlust’ Category

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Saturday, July 11th, 2009

“Whiteboard Wanderlust” is a novella about teaching English to children for one year in a Korean private school. It describes South Korea’s education system, how it has evolved over the years, and the xenophobic attitudes about “foreign” teachers. This novella is a must read for any university graduate who is thinking about signing a contract for work at a Korean “hogwon”.

One Interlude in a Botched Life September, 2004
English Teachers and Crazed Cowboys October, 2004
Where the Hell Am I? October, 2004
Dong Chims and Dried Squid November, 2004
Anarchy in the S.K. December 2004
The Korean Hogwon Classroom January, 2005
Lost in Transformation February, 2005
How the Ugly American Ate the Ugly Duckling March, 2005
Expatriate Waves April, 2005
Thirty Moments on a Thirty Day Visa  (Indonesia) May, 2005
Are You Certified?  June, 2005
Sweet Spastic Silly Swarms July, 2005
The Madness in the Methods August, 2005
Legendary Scams, Blacklists, and the Midnight Run September, 2005



One Interlude in a Botched Life

Wednesday, September 1st, 2004

Just published but still unemployable in the United States, I promptly went back to life on the streets once again. This introduction traces the chaotic path of a vagabond — from low-paid labor on organic farms in France to squatting penniless in Berlin parks. Ultimately, this chapter tells the story of why I decided to teach in Korea once again. (more…)

English Teachers and Crazed Cowboys

Friday, October 1st, 2004

The Roots of Asia’s EFL industry… (more…)

Where the Hell am I?

Saturday, October 2nd, 2004

Culture shock and expatriate nightlife … (more…)

Dong Chims and Dried Squid

Monday, November 1st, 2004

This chapter focuses on the history of education in Korea and the birth of Korean “Hogwons”. It is also looks at the growing influence of English. (more…)

Anarchy in the SK

Wednesday, December 1st, 2004

Decadent Karaoke singing is one hazardous drawback to Korea. This article examines how excessive alcohol and dried squid can open doors to hidden talent. (more…)

The Korean Hogwon Classroom

Saturday, January 1st, 2005

This chapter looks at life inside a typical Korean hogwon. (more…)

Lost in Transformation

Tuesday, February 1st, 2005

This chapter focuses on Korea’s tourism industry and explores the potential to draw young backpackers. (more…)

How the Ugly American Ate the Ugly Duckling

Tuesday, March 1st, 2005

This chapter explores Korea’s xenophobic culture and its anti-American sentiment. (more…)

Expatriate Waves

Friday, April 1st, 2005

English teachers often feel like strangers in a strange land. (more…)

Thirty Moments on a 30-Day Visa ( Indonesia)

Sunday, May 1st, 2005

This mini-blog focuses on a single moment happening on each day of a visa run. Writing it was an experiment in the present tense. (more…)

Are You Certified?

Wednesday, June 1st, 2005

This chapter explores the often frustrating and sometimes comical process of obtaining a teaching certificate. (more…)

Sweet, Spastic, Silly Swarms

Friday, July 1st, 2005

Children can be living hell in a classroom. This chapter looks at the various teaching styles for young learners and idas on how to discipline them. This chapter is also serves as a warning for teachers who want to avoid getting “dong chimmed” by their more playful students. (more…)

The Madness to the Methods

Monday, August 1st, 2005

This chapter looks at the bizarre teaching methods that have become popular in Korea. It also shows some of the various theories about pedagogy. (more…)

Legendary Scams, Blacklists, and the Midnight Run

Thursday, September 1st, 2005

Korean is infamous for its “hogwon” schools scamming teachers. It happens to everyone who stays in Korea long enough. This chapter studies the different techniques for cheating English teachers and breaking contracts. It also explores ways to get revenge. This essay is a mandatory read for anyone wanting to teach in Korea. (more…)